Wednesday, 3 May 2017

funny things my 4 year old says #16



'Mummy, I had a dream that someone pulled my tooth out because it was green, and then they ate it but it ended up in one of my big toes' *tries to put her big toe up my nose to wake me up! It was 6am*

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'I think when I'm older I want Teddy to be my boyfriend... and Bella can be my girlfriend'

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'Mummy, do you know what I want for my birthday? A cardboard box and a windmill..'


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'Oh my gosh mummy, at playgroup we saw a 1 kilogram size spider!'

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'Oh my gosh, my fingers are allergic to my fingers! hahahaha!'

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'I accidentally drunked mud!'

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*talking to Piper, our dog* "Argh why are you licking me Piper? You're so independent now!'

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*talking about Sienna having bad dreams  to my mum*

Me: "She's been having so many nightmares lately and getting in our bed to sleep"

SiSi: "Yeah, you just can't deal with it can you, Mum?"

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'Aria, how did you get this? It was in my room! Did you grow up and get it and then turn into a baby again?!'

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Me: 'Sienna, you didn't do the best job at clearing up, you've left some bits'

SiSi: 'Well, you see.. I was doing the ten minute challenge for my 'supscribers' and my time ran out so I couldn't fit it in!'


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